Dasmond

My Birthday

Hmmm My Birthday is coming.I think im rather frustrated by the implications....... Where to go.... wat to do?...... How much money available?.....
Can anybody rescue me?? so to MY convenience i shall invite everybody to MY birthday OUTING (its outing only ok not party) so this will be the itenary for that day here goes........

8am Everybody meet up at pasir ris and eat breakfast together(preferbly MACdonalds big breakfast) We shall proceed and stuff ME with big breakfast until I really cannot make it anymore and we shall proceed on to THE ESCAPE THEME PARK (where the fun begins).....

10 to 2pm I shall go on a LAP of honour and play every ride and machine (must make sure I puke until I cannot make it.(must puke if never puke cannot stop)

2pm Have a light lunch at KFC we shall stuff MY already greenish pale face with kfc chicky family meal .(make sure I feel bloated)

3pm Continue at Escape or switch over to wet & wild and again make sure I pukes again......(even if I doesnt puke i think I will get appendicitis)

6pm make our way down to marina south for steamboat and bbq buffet (no CHIN HUAT LIVE SEAFOOD pls!!) LOBSTER BIGGER THAN LITTLE GIRL......LOL!!(sorry i could not resist that haha.

7.15 Start eating at marina south eat and eat but dun forget to make sure that I am Damn Bloated.

9.15 After that we shall proceed to CANTO to party away the night..............HAHAHAHA I think i dun have to say anything u all know wat to do.......(Drink martell , absolut, Tequilla and any nonsense until i puke until I die
after that somebody and i really mean ANYBODY pls send me home to Blk 50 Hoy Fatt Road #04-121 If really cannot Singapore general Hospital can do also IF REALLY REALLY REALLY I HANG LANTERN PLEASE BRING ME TO SINGAPORE CASKET.......MY FAMILY AND ME SHALL BE INDEBTED TO YOU FOREVER

SO.................here it ends the day filled with fun filled laught and vomit and THANKS to all the guys involved in my BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS and F U N E R A L.

posted by Dasmond @ 4:59 AM